Canada. Land of bacon and hockey. Birthplace of Pamela Anderson and Peter North, two people who single-handedly upped worldwide semen production by 300% throughout the ’90s. For all these reasons and more, we’re heading north, which is the name of Mr. North’s next film, I believe.
Hello, Toronto.
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clarkeslist: Toronto
Posted by Clarke on August 25th, 2010
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Sick, Sad Web: Fandom Secrets
Posted by Jordan on August 12th, 2010
When we last left our hero Jordan, he was traveling the country on the run from pissed off furries, Christians, and at least one webcomic fan. He is searching for a new place called home, far from the machine-like force relentlessly trying to wipe him out.
This week, we’re looking at Fandom Secrets, a [...]
clarkeslist: Statesboro
Posted by Clarke on August 11th, 2010
This week we’re bringing it on home. Clarkeslist is going to be a little abbreviated this week because I’m in the process of moving, but it’s also getting as close to my hometown as craigslist will allow.
That’s right, we’re looking at Statesboro, GA today. And guess what? It’s just as weird as everywhere else.
Sick, Sad Web: Sissy Kiss
Posted by Jordan on August 5th, 2010
So I didn’t have an article last week. The strange, horrible truth is that I am now on the run from the combined forces of furries, creationists, and webcomic artists. They attacked me at my home, so as of now I’m on the road. I travel from town to town, helping the [...]
clarkeslist: Houston
Posted by Clarke on August 4th, 2010
Somehow I’ve managed to avoid Texas all this time. I’d best remedy this situation before they go full batshit, make a few more changes to correct reality’s liberal bias, rename the state The Republican Republic of Palinia, and block the socialist haven web-site known to the California limousine liberals as craigslist. Here’s Houston.
clarkeslist: Portland
Posted by Clarke on July 28th, 2010
We’re goin’ out west today. But we’re not headed for California. Look a little further north. We’re going to Portland, Oregon, a town with which I am familiar for two reasons: weed and, more importantly, Chuck Palahniuk. Palahniuk drew inspiration for some elements in his novels from The City of Roses (Project Mayhem in Fight [...]
A Sick, Sad Web Special Report
Posted by Jordan on July 22nd, 2010
As you all know, Internet is a terrifying place, more so than any of us ever really want to know. I’ve said that a lot, and the sites I’ve found bear that out, but it’s come to my attention that it could be much worse. Apparently, a team of superhumans is patrolling Internet, [...]
clarkeslist: Philadelphia
Posted by Clarke on July 21st, 2010
If you believe It’s Always Sunny, (and I do, wholeheartedly) Philadelphia is the kind of place where worthless drunks and functioning psychopaths can live (mostly) free of scorn or consequence. It’s the kind of place where you can discover a serial killer, confront him/her with a roaring chainsaw, and then go right back to your [...]
Sick, Sad Web: Warp My Mind
Posted by Jordan on July 15th, 2010
Internet can really get me down sometimes. I’ve seen all sorts of things that would destroy normal people. My nights are filled with terrifying visions, and when I close my eyes, I see 1guy1jar. But now I may have hope of changing this, all thanks to the good people at Warp My [...]
Sick, Sad Web: Ctrl-Alt-Delete
Posted by Jordan on July 8th, 2010
So, you think you may know Internet. There is plenty of porn and stupidity, but that only begins to scrape the bottom of the barrel. In fact, under the bottom of the barrel is a tunnel that goes down for miles. At the bottom of this terrible shaft is the worst webcomic [...]
