Now, before I start, let me tell you my background. I was a Nintendo guy during the greatest console war, the 16-bit battle between the Super Nintendo and the Sega Genesis. It was probably the best time to be a gamer. Both companies tried to outdo the other, but with great games instead of better [...]
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Sick, Sad Web: Sony Defense Force
This isn’t an easy job, exploring Internet and telling others of the horror/Ed Wood-esque glory of what I find and run away from. Besides the cost to my sanity, this whole thing is starting to take a toll on those around me. Yesterday, I found my Netbook trying to blow its CPU out, and my router [...]
Fu#*!ng Free Friday: Portal
If you haven’t heard of this Friday’s pick, either you just suck or you’ve been living in a cave while being violated by a bear because you don’t know about this game. Yes, you deserved it. Remember hearing something about some game where you could shoot portals in walls and then walk through them? This [...]
Petition Time!
As most of you know (hopefully), Portal is currently free on Steam. While waiting for the download to finish, I was reading about Portal and stumbled onto this. Yes, that’s right, a Portal gun implemented into Team Fortress 2. I’m not sure how many of us actually play this game anymore, but I’d sure pick [...]
Fu#*!ng Free Friday: Drift City
This week I dug up a racing game for all you NASCAR fans! Yeah, no. If you like J-pop, anime, drifting, fast cars, and all that, then you should like Drift City. I know what you are thinking, “probably more like Drift Shitty!” Well, I hope you like the taste of lead, cause I’m about [...]
Fu#*!ng Free Friday: Red War – Edem’s Curse
If you’ve been reading my stuff, you’ve probably figured out my taste in games: I like blood, bullets and boobies. Well, this game today… has none. Still, it’s fun and the artwork, on the site anyway, is pretty cool. Today, children, I’m talking about Red War – Edem’s Curse.
5 Video Game Drinking Games
Today, the US observes Cinco de Mayo, a celebration originating in the state of Puebla in Mexico. The United States adopted the celebration as an opportunity to celebrate Mexican history and culture as a whole, but in that grand American tradition, we’ve all but removed the history and culture parts of the celebration, and replaced [...]
Market Monday: Abduction! World Attack
Have you ever been wandering around the Android Market, looking for something new and exciting, fun and instantly-playable, long lasting and addicting? Have you also been wandering around to find something and you keep seeing this one really stupid looking app popping up everywhere? I mean come on, its a fucking alien game [...]
Fu#*!ng Free Friday: GunZ: The Duel
Yes, it’s that time again, time for more free stuff. So, listen up and get ready to feel like a winner… till you play with me and get pwned.
GunZ: The Duel has been around for quite a while, since 2006 for those of us in the U.S. and even longer for the South Koreans. [...]
Your 8-Bit Wet Dream Has Come True
O M Effin G! I love me some retro gaming, but until today, I have never had a NES-induced orgasm. Let me explain: there is now a game in which you can play Super Mario Brothers, the first game, the WHOLE game, with Mega Man, one of the guys from Contra, Samus, Link, [...]




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